25,000+ Knuckles Sold Canada Wide

The Monkey Knuckles family has hit a big milestone, and from the title you can probably guess what it is. We’ve sold over 25,000 plastic knuckles (and counting) Canada wide! 

That's A lot of Knuckles!

When we first started our goal was to sell 100,000 brass knuckles to Canadians far and wide. Unfortunately, brass knuckles are illegal in Canada, so we didn’t get to even sell 1. Fortunately, we were able to create a Canadian friendly brass knuckle alternative, Monkey Knuckles, plastic knuckle dusters that abide by our Canadian laws. We still have the goal of selling 100,000 plastic knuckles and we believe we will do so in the near future but for now we celebrate this milestone.

Knuckles vs. Sports

25,000 knuckles may not sound like a lot of knuckles but let us put it into perspective. Think about your favorite Canadian sports team, Raptors, Leaf’s, Oilers, Flames, Canucks, Canadiens, Jets, Senators, if each of our 25,000 knuckles occupied a seat in their arena it’d be a sold-out game and there’d be a lot of knuckles still seat less! Yes, we know we skipped the Blue Jays because the Rogers Center has a capacity of 40,000 and we’re not there, yet.

Knuckles vs. Buildings

If you stacked up 25,000 of our knuckle dusters they’d amount to a whopping 820 feet! That would equate to them being the 7th tallest building in Canada and the tallest outside of Toronto. The CN tower is 1815 feet tall, so we’re not quite up there yet but another 25,000 knuckles and we’ll practically be doing the edge walk. With that many knuckles you could make multiple stacks that would cover the depth of Niagara Falls, sounds more impressive when you think about it this way eh.

Knuckles vs. Animals

Brass knuckles are usually very heavy, that is what gives them their strength. But since metal knuckles are outlawed in Canada, we made lightweight alternatives such as our Carbon Fiber Classics. They may not be as heavy as metal or brass knuckles, but they’re no slouches either. 25,000 knuckles weigh in at just over 1000 kgs. That’s heavier than an elk, moose, bison, grizzly bear and even a polar bear, and these are Canada’s largest land animals. Also, about the same weight as a pack of 20 full grown wolves, or 10 fully grown mountain lions. Of course, we have to compare the weight of 25,000 carbon fiber knuckles to some of Canada’s favorite (or most recognizable) animals, the beaver and Canadian geese. They weigh the same as about 40 beavers or over 200 Canadian Geese, that’s a lot of geese!